if you go to hell for being bad why wouldn’t satan reward you for it why does he make you suffer wtf id be like hell yeah motherfucker you my nigga lets party
i started to laugh and then i realized that this is actually a really valid question
Alternatively, if Satan punishes sinners, why isn’t he considered good?
If the Pope dies, is he being promoted or fired?
We’re becoming self aware
I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling
nerd culture as a whole is a toxic pile of shit that prioritizes memorization of esoteric knowledge over critical engagement. if you try talking to most nerds about what vampires and zombies and magical girl anime stereotypes mean, what they reflect in the culture at…
DEATH IS ON ITS WAY, HUMAN.
Can I cuddle Death and give Death chin scritches and kisses?
SCRITCHES CANNOT POSTPONE THE INESCAPABLE FATE ORDAINED TO YOU, HUMAN, HOWEVER THEY MAY EARN YOU PURRS AND LOVERUBS
why does this make me feel mad
Because he’s considered powerful, and she’s considered a whore.
Anybody who can look at some magnificent lady doing an aerial walk without thinking ‘she’s powerful’ has clearly dived into the deep end of irrationality.
BECAUSE SLUTS AMIRITE?
When I was working adult, you could always pick the strippers who were seriously into pole work because they were cut. Just rock hard muscular women, but very, very femme at the same time.Fake tans (fun fact: a lot of dancers use fake tan to cover bruising caused by pole work, mostly on the thighs from gripping poles), blonde extensions, super long gel nails, and the sort of legs that could kick through a wall. i can see how that could be a little confusing to your average gender essentialist.
God, pole is hardcore. I’ve really got to try it out properly soon.