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theroomyouneverenter:

theroomyouneverenter:

girl in language class: so why are you taking Italian? :)

me thinking about my plan to go back in time and raw Leonardo Da Vinci so hard he can’t walk for three days: I love the food

to clear things up because some of you clearly cannot fucking read: i am a homosexual man who is willing to go back in time and put my entire penis inside of historical figure Leonardo Da Vinci’s rectum in an act of anal sex and then go on to live a lavish and intellectually stimulating lifestyle as his beloved top. i don’t know what a video game is and i don’t care.

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sonnywortzik:

^{Rod Serling Narrates The Twilight Zone (TV Series, 1959 – 1964)}

sonnywortzik:

^{Annihilation by Rory Kurtz}

yeettherich:

[ASMR] Henry Kissinger Begs for Mercy

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lefttreephantom:

susiethemoderator:

wafflebloggies:

that first bottle dead ass looks like it’s gonna make you shoot crows out of your hands

the first bottle was also full of liquidized cocaine

So it will make me feel like I can shoot crows out of my hands

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personsonable:

e-seal:

personsonable:

lots of things burn that you wouldn’t expect to. metals. clouds. names. whatever

wood?

apparently not

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starstuffandalotofcoffee:

idk-i-cant-think:

curiosity-door-locked:

GUYS the 80s are back!!!!

Star Wars, high waisted jeans, over sized sweaters, flannels, horrible republican government, conflict with Russia, the ever impending threat of Nuclear Anihilation, scrunchies,

synthpop, bomber jackets, a tyrannical mad woman runs the uk, incompetent child runs the us, the entire worlds in an economic crisis, doctor who

is this we didn’t start the fire

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violetren:

windofderange:

officialloislane:

They’re both,,, 12 years old.

Man of Steel #3

Is this why no one on the Justice League realizes Shazam is actually an 11 year old boy? Like, they just assume everyone acts that way?

That might be the best explanation for it that I’ve seen

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